What applying to be a mom of boys might look like.
- Must have strong stomach.
- Gag reflex not recommended.
- Must be willing to work weekends, nights, and holidays.
- Medical experience a plus.
- Must be practiced in the art of boo-boo kissing.
- Must have at least a base knowledge in video game lingo.
- Moderate to advanced Super Hero understanding recommended.
- Aversion to blood not ideal. This job can involve trauma situations.
- Must be willing to deal with mass quantities of feces removal.
- Must be able to leap tall building blocks in a single bound.
- Stain removal expertise helpful.
- Sense of humor imperative.
- Minor degree in zoology a plus, prerequisites in animal handling even better.
- Referee experience beneficial.
- Tolerance to the smell of urine necessary.
- Perseverance in toilet scrubbing required.
- Sword fighting experience a plus.
- Must not hold too dearly to breakable items.
- An intricate knowledge of Lego handling useful.
- Rough-housing will be sometimes required of applicant.
And most importantly, patience and grace will be required of you every day for the rest of your life.
What would you add to the list?