What applying to be a mom of boys might look like.
- Must have strong stomach.
- Gag reflex not recommended.
- Must be willing to work weekends, nights, and holidays.
- Medical experience a plus.
- Must be practiced in the art of boo-boo kissing.
- Must have at least a base knowledge in video game lingo.
- Moderate to advanced Super Hero understanding recommended.
- Aversion to blood not ideal. This job can involve trauma situations.
- Must be willing to deal with mass quantities of feces removal.
- Must be able to leap tall building blocks in a single bound.
- Stain removal expertise helpful.
- Sense of humor imperative.
- Minor degree in zoology a plus, prerequisites in animal handling even better.
- Referee experience beneficial.
- Tolerance to the smell of urine necessary.
- Perseverance in toilet scrubbing required.
- Sword fighting experience a plus.
- Must not hold too dearly to breakable items.
- An intricate knowledge of Lego handling useful.
- Rough-housing will be sometimes required of applicant.
And most importantly, patience and grace will be required of you every day for the rest of your life.
What would you add to the list? 
Jessica Bowman
Must keep refrigerator and snack bar fully stocked at all times.
Oof, how could I forget that!
All of these fo sho! Being light on your feet whilst navigating Lego minefields is important too!
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Must appreciate the need for speed,
ah…YES!!! hahaha!
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Knowledge of skateboarding tricks & the name of each is a requirement; you need to know what is about to happen.
4 of my 5 boys are skateboarders…lol! You are SO on!
Although, I attempted to snowboard with them one year and found myself with a torn MCL….lol!
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I have 6 boys & all are skateboarders..i learned to just turn my head when they practice their jumps! We’ve only had 1 broken arm..I’ve tried to get on but right when i did, i seen the alarm in my kids faces lol so I got off the board
I haven’t gotten this far yet, the oldest of my three sons is about to turn 8. Thanks for reminding me how terrifying my future is!
Must be able to tolerate loudness or equip oneself with earplugs!
All kinds of amen.
sounds like you nailed it!
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Must no longer desire to have nice things of your own…..because they will get broken.
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Ninja skills a plus, well versed in wrangling a little/wiggly tushey into a pair of action hero skivvies, not afraid to dole out plenty of hugs and kisses to soften up our ‘rough around the edges’ little men. . . . . while they’re still in motion!
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Must be tolerant of bodily functions and noises, burping, farting, etc and the peals of laughter that follow!!
Blegh. I am so not good at that part of being a boy mom.
My hubby was raised with farting being referred to as “firing shots” and has carried that on with our son. So now our son (4 yrs old) thinks it is great to “aim” at us before firing shots. Lovely.
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Must be able to endure and smile while being severely beaten while playing video games.
Must be willing to endure cold weather, rain, sleet, wind and still cheer loudly from the sidelines while watching them play an outdoor sport.
Must be aware of the latest trends in boy toys (they never really do grow out of this one either LOL)
I can’t believe no one’s said this yet (that I saw)….
—Is extremely helpful if you can pitch, catch, and kick a ball correctly. (my 3 year old is already better than I am!). Be willing to play any and all sports in and outdoors.
Extensive knowledge of every car from Cars and Cars 2. Oh and Thomas trains.
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Must learn to trust your girlfriends when it comes to home decor. I have been painting this week and have been debating the colors to use on my walls. My boys AND my husband suggested we paint each room the colors of a different favorite football team!!!
skilled in mediation, the art of distraction and able to redirect their attention. a huge capacity to love them unconditionally.truckloads of forgiveness.a value of people over possessions is a must as everything I value has been broken,misplaced or modified.an appreciation for quirkiness and off the wall humour, oh yes must have sense of humour and be able to laugh in times of extreme duress. wit to defend and shield yourself from others comments and stares……ability to fall asleep whenever there is quiet
If your son is a Monster Truck fan, you must know all of the names of the drivers and trucks, must know makes and models of cars. MUST learn how to make car noises, crashing noises, tire squeeling, etc. (I’ve found that mothers are NOT good at sound effects) Must also learn how to deal with alot of glue. And must be ready for spills at a moments notice.
Must have pantry stocked with ketchup and bar-b-q sauce at all times. Ability to diaper and dress an octopus a plus, and lightning fast reflexes while eating, driving, cooking, and sleeping. Oh, and if you have no sense of smell, that helps too!
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